HO-HO-HOLY CRAP! The festive season is almost upon us, and we have a line-up that will jingle your bells and put the tinsel back in your step.
If you’re tired of the silent nights and trying to keep yourself on the ‘nice’ list then get your x-mas puddin’s down to The Canteen for a night of riff-heavy music and distorted drag.
🎉 This womxn-led event will be loud and risqué, featuring:
THE MENSTRUAL CRAMPS
Winners of the 2017 Loud Women Hercury Award and recipients of death-threats from neo-nazis. Riot grrrl punk and the occasional beaver flash (if you’re lucky).
LOUD, PROUD AND UNAPOLOGETIC.
ur local queer grunge punx yelling about being sad and angry and stuff.
High energy psychedelic synth-punk, the ruthlessly creative and creatively ruthless brothers and sisters of MARTYRIALS [marr-teer-eels] produce an undeniably explosive blend of all killer, no filler punk, glam and Rock and Roll.
KING ISAAC DIX
He sucks, but he’s the only reason you came. Coquettish and crude- there won’t be a dry seat in the house once he’s done.
KING OEDIPUSSI REX
The one-and-only Drag Barbarian and King of the Beard will pillage your village and set your loins on fire. Epic or Tragic? You decide!
KING APOLLO GEEZ
He’s ready to drink wine & kick some anus. Unapologetically smooth- this god amongst men will smite your hearts with his Mount Olympus.
DJ DARCIE will be DJ-DECKING THE HALLS and keep you dancing ’til santa comes down the chimney.